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DEGEN STUDIES
Risk management, position sizing, and the ancient art of not getting liquidated at 3am.
MEMECOIN UNIVERSITY
Est. 2026
100%
On-Chain
420
Open Seats
24/7
Trading Lab
0
Rug Tolerance
COLLEGE OF DEGENERACY
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TOKENOMICS
Supply curves, liquidity, and reading a chart without crying. Core curriculum for all freshmen.
03
MEME ENGINEERING
Narrative design, community building, and shipping culture that actually pumps.
04
ON-CHAIN FORENSICS
Wallet tracing, contract auditing, and spotting the exit liquidity before you become it.
"We don't teach you to time the top. We teach you to survive long enough to see the next one."
ADMISSIONS FOR THE CLASS OF 2026 ARE OPEN
No tuition. No diploma. Just alpha, accountability, and a cohort of anons who refuse to sell the bottom.
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