// everything you need before you apply
An on-chain academy for traders, builders, and degens who want to level up without getting rugged. We run cohort-based programs covering tokenomics, risk management, and meme engineering. It is a parody / entertainment project — not a registered school.
Zero. There is no tuition and no diploma. The only thing you pay is attention. Seats are limited because the trading lab only has so many monitors.
Anyone 18+. Whether you are a complete beginner, a streamer, a developer, or a seasoned trader, there is a track for you — Student, Professor, or Club Director.
No. The wallet address field on the application is completely optional and is only used for community perks. Never share your seed phrase with anyone — including us.
Admissions are open now and run on a rolling basis. Once your application is reviewed, our admissions team will reach out by email with next steps.
Absolutely not. Nothing here is financial advice. Crypto is volatile and risky. Always do your own research and never invest more than you can afford to lose.
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